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GET IN TOUCH
Send us a tip. We’ll probably read it.
Maybe. We can’t promise. We have good intentions and a growing pile of press releases to pull apart. But the good stuff — the leak, the footnote, the story that doesn’t smell right — always gets read.
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THE MAIN CHANNEL
For everything that isn’t a billing question.
email@thebullshitfilter.com →Tips, leaks, corrections, story requests, fan mail, hate mail, and the disclosure buried on page 14 that nobody else noticed. The juicier the receipt, the faster we reply. All read, most replied to, eventually.
▌ NO PR PITCHES · NO “LET’S DO A BRAND INTEGRATION” · NO.
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OTHER FREQUENCIES
The other places we broadcast from.
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PREMIUM SUBSCRIBERS
Account, billing, login — we’ve got a panel for that.
Lost your password, want to cancel, need a different card on file, can’t get the premium feed to update in your app — the account page handles all of it. If it doesn’t, then yes, send the tip line a note. We’ll sort you out.
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A SHORT LIST
Things we won’t help with.
- i. Your op-ed about how the media is fine, actually.
- ii. Booking us to read your brand’s press release “in our own words.”
- iii. Pitches for cross-promotion with your podcast. We’re full.
- iv. Whatever the AI you’re building wants from us.
- v. Confirming that one statistic your uncle keeps posting. (It’s wrong. We checked.)
- vi. Settling the argument you’re having about which outlet is “the unbiased one.” (None of them. That’s the whole show.)