Welcome to day 674 of the presidency of our Lord and Saviour Donald J Trump, may his nose hairs never be ticklish and his tiny hands continue to fondle his daughter’s sweet ass. And may he continue to give thanks for himself.

On our news show this week:

1. Trump vs the CIA

2. Trump vs Venezuela and why the Petro Dollar important to the US.

3.El Chapo Trial Witness Alleges Presidential Bribes

4. Stupid American Christian tries to wipe out the entire population of an island

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